Chapters
Sweet Pet Names



Darling, baby, hubby, wifey — Chinese couples have a whole vocabulary of sweetness.
Bro and Sis



Not related by blood, but call each other brother and sister anyway — that's Chinese friendship.
Auntie and Uncle



In China, every stranger over forty becomes your auntie or uncle automatically.
Little Wang, Old Li



Add 'little' or 'old' before a surname and you've just made a friend at work.
Teacher, Not by Name



In China, calling your teacher by their first name is like calling your mom 'Karen.'
Boss and Employee



In the office, one wrong title can ruin your whole first week.
Cute Baby Nicknames



Doubling every syllable makes everything cuter — especially babies' names.
Online Nicknames



In real life she's quiet. Online she's DragonQueen99.
Sir and Madam



When formality matters, two words change everything.
Grandpa and Grandma



Four grandparents, four different names — Chinese family titles get specific.
Shifu the Expert



Driver, repairman, or master chef — one word covers them all.
Beauty and Handsome



In China, every young woman is 'beauty' and every young man is 'handsome' — even at the grocery store.
The Neighbor Next Door



The neighbors know your schedule better than you do.
Doctor and Nurse



Hospital visits come with their own vocabulary — starting with who to call what.
Waiter, Please!



Raise your hand, say the word, and food appears. Restaurant etiquette, step one.
Dear Customer



'Welcome\!' echoes through every shop door in China.
Senior and Junior



Older students are always 'senior' — it's respect built into the school system.
The Group Chat Names



In the group chat, nobody uses their real name — and the admin keeps changing the rules.
Terms of Endearment



From 'hey you' to 'my heart' — how you call someone tells the whole love story.
Classmate Bonds



Classmates who eat together stay friends for decades.
Don't Call Me That



Some nicknames are funny. Some cross the line. Know the difference.
Coach and Captain



On the field, titles carry weight — coach says jump, you ask how high.
The Delivery Guy



Rain or shine, they bring your package — and everyone calls them little brother.
Stranger Danger Words



Three polite words and any stranger becomes approachable.
Nicknames Between Friends



Your friends give you the worst nickname — and somehow it becomes a badge of honor.
Naming Your Pet



Dogs named Dumpling, cats named Tofu — Chinese pet names are adorably edible.
Celebrity Fan Names



Every idol has a secret name only fans understand.
What Should I Call You



The first question that opens every door: what should I call you?
